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If your looking for an exciting, fully guided, care-free and unforgettable hunting experience, then Garrett Hunting Services Utah Hog & Yak Hunts (based in Riverton, UT) are exactly what the doctor ordered. For young and old (hunting licenses not required) alike, Garrett’s guides will take you on an adventure in the beautiful, secluded, mountains of central Utah.

If this axe - from All Guitar Repair in Clevelend - doesn’t make you want to put down that little plastic toy guitar you’ve got wired up to your Wii, then nothing will.

When my kids were little, we were traipsing around Toys R Us one day and I got the brilliant idea to try the pogo stick. I mean, c’mon, I don’t remember that thing as being neither hard nor dangerous. Both of which it is, apparently. Because there I was, splayed out on the ground, in agony, as my two children screamed, “Mommy, Mommy, are you okay?”

Needless to say, you know what I answered once I could finally form words again.

“Let’s not mention this to Daddy, okay?”

So, in short, I’m not thinking I’m going to try these jumping stilts - courtesy of Ski Haus Sports & Cycleworks in Annapolis, MD - anytime soon.

I was literally not sure if this was for real. But I clicked through from Kudzu.com to the website for CarTopCamper and, no, it is not a joke. Apparently, this is a way long used on African safaris to sleep above the rocks, mud and critters. I don’t know about this. What do you think? Would you sleep in this? If so, I’d lay low on the beverages before going to bed if I were you.