No, it’s not time for an eye doctor (but Kudzu.com can help you find them by the boatloads). It’s a photo I found for Second Life Entertainment in Las Vegas. They do corporate parties, trade shows, carnivals, picnics, reunions, that kind of stuff. They offer themed parties such as the Ultimate Decades Flashback Party (’40s, ’50s, ’60s, ’70s, ’80s and ’90s—are we already “flashing back” to the ’90s?), a Rat Pack Era Lounge and Cocktail Party, a Tiki/Polynesian Surf and Beach Pool Party, and an Edgy Goth/Industrial Party.

Reminds me of the one big theme party I had in my life. Donald Duck’s 50th Birthday, June 9, 1984. I kid you not. I served Cold Duck champagne, cheese and quackers, and as the entrée, roast duck, of course. I’m not necessarily proud of this. Especially now that I’m a vegetarian. Sorry, Donald.