If you live in Atlanta, and reality television shows have inspired you to reach for the, um, stars, you can prep for your 15 minutes of fame on the following shows:

Hell’s Kitchen - 17 Atlanta cooking schools

Dancing with the Stars (or So You Think You Can Dance) - 280 dance schools in Atlanta

American Idol - 33 places to take voice lessons around metro Atlanta

Blow Out - there are 33 beauty schools in the Atlanta area to choose from

America’s Got Talent - 200 different Atlanta talent agents

Age of Love, The Bachelor, et. al. - 35 dating & matchmaking services in Atlanta

The Biggest Loser - about 250 places to go in Atlanta for weight loss

And if you’re serious about getting on so-called Reality TV, may we suggest seeking out the following professional help…?