Check out this profile shot from Unmistaken Identity, a salon in Atlanta. I bet a full-length shot would show he’s wearing parachute pants and a pair of Pumas.

Eriq La Salle, eat your heart out!

I’d never heard of Krav Maga, the official self-defense system of the Israeli Defense Forces, until I came across this video for Krav Maga and Fitness Center of Phoenix on Kudzu.com.

Where have I been? Thankfully, nowhere near a room full of rowdy guys with large, silver heads and bad attitudes.

Check it out. The big-headed guys don’t stand a chance.

If you live in Atlanta, and reality television shows have inspired you to reach for the, um, stars, you can prep for your 15 minutes of fame on the following shows:

Hell’s Kitchen - 17 Atlanta cooking schools

Dancing with the Stars (or So You Think You Can Dance) - 280 dance schools in Atlanta

American Idol - 33 places to take voice lessons around metro Atlanta

Blow Out - there are 33 beauty schools in the Atlanta area to choose from

America’s Got Talent - 200 different Atlanta talent agents

Age of Love, The Bachelor, et. al. - 35 dating & matchmaking services in Atlanta

The Biggest Loser - about 250 places to go in Atlanta for weight loss

And if you’re serious about getting on so-called Reality TV, may we suggest seeking out the following professional help…?

How cool does this look?

Flyaway Indoor Skydiving in Las Vegas gets you airborne with a 120mph indoor vertical wind tunnel.

No experience necessary, no age limits, but there are height and weight limits…

First time flyers have to attend a brief training class covering the basics of “bodyflight.” Then you suit up in all of the necessary equipment and enter the wind tunnel with a flight instructor. Training classes start every 30 minutes, the whole experience lasts about an hour.

They’ve also posted a cool video!

Now, if I could just get the cost of the trip to Vegas as part of my Father’s Day present…

Apparently, pet care services believe the more over-the-top the pun, the more purr-fect the business name (Sorry, we couldn’t resist).

Below are, in our opinion, the Top 10 most punny business names on Kudzu.com.

10.) Bone-a-fide Pet Sitting, pet sitter in Arizona

9.) U Shampooch Self Service Dog Wash, pet groomer in Las Vegas

8.) Pawsitive Pup Dog Training, pet trainer in Las Vegas

7.) Reigning Cats & Dogs, pet sitter in Atlanta

6.) Paws Itively Purr Fect Grooming, pet groomer in Arizona

5.) Furrytail Vacations, pet sitter in Arizona

4.) Metropawlitandog, pet sitter in San Diego

3.) Fairy Dog Mother, pet sitter in Atlanta

2.) Taj Ma-Hound, a pet groomer in Atlanta

and finally ….

1.) Bark-a-Ritaville, a pet sitter in Atlanta

Have you found some other business names that draw a guffaw? Leave a comment to let us know.